HELLO ALL YOU DERPS OUT THERE OUO
This is my first homestuck x reader story so yea hope you like it ^u^
Oh and this has language in it, but it's homestuck, what do you expect ovo
"(NAME)!!! What the hell!?"
That's all you heard when John Egde-BERT opened his ConAir cd case to see a Barney and friends cd. You had done this as payback for filling your shampoo bottle with pink hair dye last week. Thank GOD that wasn't permanent. But (name) you little shit, you got him back. And you got him back good.
"THIS MEANS WAR (NAME)!! THIS MEANS WAAAAAAAAR"
You snickered quietly as you hid behind the couch at his house, twirling the beloved ConAir cd on your index finger. He ran out to look for you but scratched his head, confused when he didn't see you in your usual spot.
"(Name)??? Where are youuu? I want my cd back!" He whined as you looked at the cd, then at the back of the couch, then back at the cd. You laugh si